javiidoll:

Look at this stupid ass motherfucker, no really stupid ass motherfucker. So the other day we were out in Soho at our regular stop taking photos and this stupid ass motherfucker jumped in so we could take his photos and we did. After this stupid ass motherfucker took his photo I had him fill out a release form. Name, address, email, age, phone number and everything then I took a photo of him holding up his release form so I’d remember who he was. I turned around for 5 seconds to hand someone else their release form and when I turned back he was gone with my ipad and my iphone. Let me remind you that this guy already had a black ipad with them. Now I’m going crazy looking for this stupid ass motherfucker in Soho when this beautiful amazingly tall dark and handsome guy name Lamount and his boyfriend told me the guy went into the train station. I went down into the trainstation like the badass I think I now am, went under the train turnstile and saw this stupid ass motherfucker and his stupid ass motherfucking sidekick, one with my iphone and the other with my ipad. They calmly gave me back my things and just said “We sorry Mami.”

REALLY? “We sorry” I know believe the black Ipad they already have in their possession was probably stolen so If you lost an ipad in NYC it was probably this guy. I should press charges seeing that I have ALL YOUR FREAKING INFORMATION along with a photo of your stupid ass.

but it’s okay, I got my ibabies back, all that matters.

I hate a thief